GLP-1 Patch
Calm the noise. Keep the ritual.
R299
Needle-free · Transdermal · No pills
30 patches per box · 3×3 cm · 8-hour release
The collection — all R299
Not swallowed.
Worn.
Five formulations, one drawer. Tap a patch to open its full story — what it does and exactly what is inside it.
Energy Patch
Lift, without the cliff.
R299
Sleep Patch
Fall. Stay. Return clear.
R299
NAD+ Patch
Cellular light, without the drip.
R299
Hangover Patch
Celebrate tonight. Arrive tomorrow.
R299
Shop the sets
Fewer decisions,
one free box.
Four boxes, three paid. The sets below use the same rule the cart does, so the price you see is the price at checkout — mix your own if you'd rather choose.
The Daily Four
One for appetite, one for energy, one for sleep, one for the long game.
- GLP-1 Patch
- Energy Patch
- Sleep Patch
- NAD+ Patch
R897R1 196Save R299
4 boxes · R224,25 each
The Weekend Set
Friday covered, Sunday recovered — with energy and sleep either side.
- Hangover Patch
- Energy Patch
- Sleep Patch
- GLP-1 Patch
R897R1 196Save R299
4 boxes · R224,25 each
The Full Drawer
All five formulations. Every patch, one delivery, one free.
- GLP-1 Patch
- Energy Patch
- Sleep Patch
- NAD+ Patch
- Hangover Patch
R1 196R1 495Save R299
5 boxes · R239,20 each
In use
How it's actually worn.
On a shoulder before a run, under a collar before a meeting, on the skin before the first drink. Silent, small, invisible under clothing.
01
3 × 3 cm
Smaller than a matchbox. Applied to clean, dry skin — shoulder, upper arm, ribcage.
02
Under a collar
Invisible under clothing. Nobody at the meeting knows it is there, and neither does the shirt.
03
8 hours, then off
Peel and discard. Water-resistant, no residue, no clock-watching mid-afternoon.
Its own thing — Hangover Rescue
Celebrate tonight.
Arrive tomorrow.
A pre-emptive patch, not a morning-after apology. Applied before the first pour, vitamins A, B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B12, D and E, folic acid and green tea extract move through the skin for eight hours — replacing what a long night spends while you sleep.
B-complex + folateVitamins A, D, EGreen tea extractNo pills, no sugar
Why patches
The skin is a
shortcut.
Swallowed, most actives are chewed by stomach acid and burned by first-pass liver metabolism before they reach your blood. Through the skin, they go straight to the capillary — slowly, steadily, for eight hours.
80%+ absorption
Bypasses gut and liver. What you apply is what arrives.
Eight-hour plateau
No spike, no cliff — the same lift at hour six as hour one.
30 per box
A month of patches in one box. Water-resistant, no residue.
Delivered nationwide
PUDO locker or Courier Guy to your door.
The difference
Pills die in acid.
Patches don't.
| Signal | Patch | Pill |
|---|---|---|
| Where it lands | Skin → capillary | Stomach → liver |
| How much remains | Up to 80%+ | 10–50% |
| Shape of delivery | 8-hour plateau | Spike then fade |
| Stomach tax | None | Acid, nausea |
| Memory tax | One and done | Watch the clock |
30-day promise
Open the box. If it isn't for you, we refund it — one box per product.
Tracked, nationwide
PUDO R69, Courier Guy R99. Free over R500, with a tracking number by email.
Secure checkout
Paystack handles the card. The number never touches our servers.
Needle-free, pill-free
Nothing to swallow, nothing to time. On the skin, working for eight hours.
Honest questions